Project Bazooka

Bazooka Night
Posted on 11 Feb 2007 · by KhaiLee · ( 0 )

Music lovers. (And lovers in general)

If you haven’t noticed, Valentine’s Day is a sham.

For those who REFUSE to associate romance with buying stuff,
and especially for those of you who are so damn indie you just can’t do whatever anyone else does, here is a FREE opportunity for you to break from the herd.

This Thursday is your night to meet other Vday rejects.

(If you are already enveloped in the eternal bliss called love,
Please stop reading, and forward this all the sour grapes you know)

Heard of a TRAFFIC LIGHT PARTY?

DRESS IN GREEN = I’m available. It’s quite straightforward. Go for it.
DRESS IN ORANGE = Hurry up! Faster! Time is running out!
DRESS IN RED = Break the rules… wink
DRESS IN PURPLE = I’m “Grimace”, from McDonald’s, not Barney, or Brinjaw.

(For you indie kids, just wear whatever. Sheesh)

We (YuRi & KhaiLee) will be dressed in extreme green.
coz we love the environment.

What colour will you be?

Show us this Thursday, okay?

THIS THURSDAY (15/02/07) 930pm.
LaundryBar

Forward this to your friends and get them to dress up.

AS A BONUS....................

Project Bazooka, LaundryBar, and media partner Junk Magazine…
present a solid line up of local bands….!!

Which bands, you ask, oh gentle creature?

Here is a sweet poem for you, my media-brainwashed dumpling….

Hark! Love and loneliness are both BITTERSWEET,
Alcohol, I beg you summon my LIGHTCRAFT,
so I may elope with sexy people in KLUK KLUK ADVENTURE

Wasn’t that profound and heartfelt.
Like some haiku shit, motha.
The band’s names were in it, too!

Send THAT to your loved ones. Hah!

Vday sucks.
Seeya at the afterparty.

LOVE,
KhaiLee & Yu-Ri